Category: Adventure

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian on VHS. Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, Mako, Ben Davidson, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Max von Sydow, Valerie Quennessen, Cassandra Gaviola, William Smith. Directed by John Milius. 1982.

Conan the Barbarian VHS box art cover scan. 1982 movie.

From the VHS box:

Through the history of mankind, the times that are most recorded in mythology and song are those of great deeds and fantastic adventures. Such a time was the Hyborean Age. Such a tale is the story of “Conan the Barbarian.”

Cimmerian Conan is captured as a child after his parents’ savage murder by raiding Vanir led by Thulsa Doom, head also of the malignant snake-cult of Set.

Fifteen years’ agony, first chained to the Wheel of Pain grinding grain and then enslaved as a Pit Fighter, forge a magnificent body and indomitable spirit. Freed miraculously one day by his owner, Conan, with his companions Subotai the Mongol and Valeria, Queen of Thieves, sets forth upon his quest to learn “the riddle of steel” which, his father has prophesied, will confer ultimate power; and to kill the arch-villain Thulsa Doom.

Bonus back art cover scan:

Continue reading “Conan the Barbarian”

Treasure of the Amazon

Treasure of the Amazon on VHS. Movie starring Stuart Whitman, Donald Pleasence, Bradford Dillman, Sonia Infante, John Ireland. Directed by René Cardona Jr. 1985.

Their Lust for Wealth Knew No Fear!

Treasure of the Amazon VHS cover art.

From the VHS box:

In the action-adventure tradition of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ and ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’ comes Treasure of the Amazon. Bradford Dillman, Donald Pleasence and Stuart Whitman star as greedy fortune seekers in a thrilling quest for enormous riches deep in the savage jungles of South America.

Many a treasure hunter has met his fate on the treacherous paths leading to the vast gold and diamond deposits–it’s the jungle’s way of making a man earn his fortune. The Treasure of the Amazon is no easy take–first the hunters must hurdle several deadly obstacles–all in the name of greed. Brutal headhunters, killer piranhas and other unscrupulous treasure seekers are their formidable opponents. Can our swashbuckling adventurers escape with both their lives and their loot?

VHS back cover:

Continue reading “Treasure of the Amazon”

Deep Rising

Deep Rising on VHS. Movie starring Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald. Directed by Stephen Sommers. 1998.

Deep Rising on VHS. Movie starring Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald. Directed by Stephen Sommers. 1998.

From the VHS box cover:

They’ve Seized The World’s Richest Ship… But No One’s On Board!

Buckle up for edge-of-your-seat excitement with the explosive Deep Rising — an unstoppable high seas action thriller that moves at full SCREAM ahead! When a band of ruthless hijackers invade the world’s most luxurious cruise ship, they’re shocked to discover the passengers have mysteriously vanished! But that doesn’t mean they are alone! Something terrifying is lurking just out of sight: a deadly force from the unexplored depths of the ocean that begins to snatch the horrified intruders one by one!

Available to watch on Prime Video or pick up the DVD.

Penn & Teller Get Killed

Penn & Teller Get Killed on VHS video. Movie starring Penn Jillette, Teller, Caitlin Clarke, David Patrick Kelly. Directed by Arthur Penn. 1989.

Penn & Teller Get Killed on VHS video. Movie starring Penn Jillette, Teller, Caitlin Clarke, David Patrick Kelly. Directed by Arthur Penn. 1989.

From the VHS box cover:

What more do you want?

The “bad boys of magic” go over the edge in this mind-blowing comedy/mystery about two insanely competitive practical jokers who accidentally set in motion a diabolical time-bomb of a plot.

Penn & Teller, the award-winning stars of Broadway and television, employ the same shock tactics they use on Late Night with David Letterman, The Arsenio Hall Show and Saturday Night Live to create a crazed, role-switching murder mystery set in the dizzying world of Atlantic City casinos.

In a TV interview, thrill-loving Penn mentions his idea of a fun practical joke: “I wish somebody were trying to kill me. Wouldn’t that be great? It would give focus to my life, excitement! I’d be like James Bond.” Twenty-million people hear him. One decides to deliver a punchline he’ll never forget.

Get DVD: PENN AND TELLER GET KILLED

Steel Dawn

Steel Dawn on VHS. Movie starring Patrick Swayze, Lisa Niemi, Anthony Zerbe, Christopher Neame. Directed by Lance Hool. 1987.
Steel Dawn on VHS. Movie starring Patrick Swayze, Lisa Niemi, Anthony Zerbe, Christopher Neame. Directed by Lance Hool. 1987.

From the VHS box cover:

He is the desert warrior, carving the [obscured by sticker]

They call him Nomad. A man without a home, without a past. A new breed of warrior trained in the art of swordmanship and hand-to-hand combat, roaming the vast desert wastelands in a post-nuclear age… in a time where laws are useless and water is more precious than blood.

When Nomad’s old friend and mentor is brutally slain by the notorious swordsman Sho, Nomad heads for the desolate valley of Meridian to avenge his death. There he meets the beautiful Kasha, one of the many farmers being terrorized by the sinister warlord Damnil. The desperate farmers appoint Nomad their peacemaker, charged with protecting them against Damnil’s diabolical plot to control all the water of the valley. But as Nomad begins to help Kasha’s farm, thwarting Damnil’s carefully laid plans, he becomes the target of Damnil’s savage army, face-to-face with the bloodthirsty Sho, fighting for revenge, honor… and love.

Upgrade your copy to DVD: Steel Dawn on DVD



Chino

Chino movie on VHS. Starring Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. With Marcel Bozzuffi, Vincent Van Patten. Directed by John Sturges, Duilio Coletti. 1973.

Chino movie on VHS. Starring Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland. With Marcel Bozzuffi, Vincent Van Patten. Directed by John Sturges, Duilio Coletti. 1973.

From the VHS box:

Charles Bronson is the best horse breeder and trainer in the rough, rugged Southwest territory. His reputation for having the finest cowboy horses is legendary. Chino’s only problem is that he is as rough and tough as his horses! His rugged individualism and fighting has made him enemies with the town’s Sheriff and neighboring landowners. Befriended only by the Indians and a young boy, Chino continues his struggles to keep hold of the land and the horses he loves.

DVD upgrade: Charles Bronson Collection, Vol. 1 (Cold Sweat / Chino / Lola / Someone Behind the Door)

White Fang and the Hunter

White Fang and the Hunter on VHS video. Starring Robert Wood, Pedro Sanchez. Directed by Alfonso Brescia. Based on the story by Jack London. 1975.

White Fang and the Hunter on VHS video. Starring Robert Wood, Pedro Sanchez. Directed by Alfonso Brescia. Based on the story by Jack London. 1975.

From the VHS box cover:

A Boy And His Dog In The Wilds Of Alaska

The tale of a boy and his dog. A scenic outdoor adventure and a rousing drama, based on the Jack London story.

White Fang and the Hunter is the adventures of a boy and his dog who survive an attack by wild wolves and then help to solve a mystery.

Found on a budget DVD (“Actors: dogs”): White Fang and The Hunter/Mooch Goes to Hollywood

Might as well stick with VHS: White Fang & The Hunter [VHS]

Or read the book (Free Kindle edition): White Fang

Dungeons & Dragons

Dungeons & Dragons on VHS video. Starring Justin Whalin, Jeremy Irons, Zoe McLellan, Bruce Payne, Marlon Wayans, Thora Birch, Kristen Wilson, Lee Arenberg. Based on the game by Gary Gygax. Directed by Courtney Solomon. 2000.

Dungeons & Dragons on VHS video. Starring Justin Whalin, Jeremy Irons, Zoe McLellan, Bruce Payne, Marlon Wayans, Thora Birch, Kristen Wilson, Lee Arenberg. Based on the game by Gary Gygax. Directed by Courtney Solomon. 2000.

From the VHS box:

In a world… [obscured by sticker]… diabolical mage who plots to take over the kingdom of Izmer. The Empress Savina fights to return peaceful times to her subjects. Now, the hopes of Izmer rest with Snails, Ridley and the fighters brave enough to help them battle the dark forces of Profion. Dazzling special effects and spellbinding performances conjure up a supernatural film that brings the adventure home to you.

DVD upgrade (with special features): Dungeons & Dragons (New Line Platinum Series)

Double D&D: Dungeons & Dragons / Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God


Living Free

Living Free on VHS. Starring Nigel Davenport, Susan Hampshire, Geoffrey Keen. Based on the book by Joy Adamson. Directed by Jack Couffer. 1972.

Living Free on VHS. Starring Nigel Davenport, Susan Hampshire, Geoffrey Keen. Based on the book by Joy Adamson. Directed by Jack Couffer. 1972.

From the VHS box cover:

The heartwarming story of three lion cubs struggling to survive in one of nature’s most treacherous settings is brought to life in Living Free, the sequel to “Born Free.” Set against the spectacular backdrop of East Africa, this true adventure continues the story of Joy and George Adamson and “Elsa,” the lioness they once raised and set free. Elsa returns to the Adamsons because she is dying. Joy and George are then faced with a painful decision — should they shelter Elsa’s cubs from the dangers of the African wilds, or should they set them free? A touching story of dedication and courage, Living Free confronts the dilemma of letting go or holding on to what you love.

DVD upgrade: Animal Combo Pack: Born Free/Living Free

Read it: Born Free: A Lioness of Two Worlds


Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring on VHS video. Starring Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Alan Howard, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, Ian Holm, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, John Rhys-Davies, Cameron Rhodes, Sarah McLeod, Christopher Lee, Cate Blanchett, Sala Baker. Directed by Peter Jackson. From the book by J.R.R. Tolkien. 2001.

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring on VHS video. Starring Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Alan Howard, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis, Ian Holm, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, John Rhys-Davies, Cameron Rhodes, Sarah McLeod, Christopher Lee, Cate Blanchett, Sala Baker. Directed by Peter Jackson. From the book by J.R.R. Tolkien. 2001.

From the VHS box:

With the help of a courageous fellowship of friends and allies, Frodo embarks on a perilous mission to destroy the legendary One Ring. Hunting Frodo are servants of the Dark Lord, Sauron, the Ring’s evil creator. If Sauron reclaims the Ring, Middle-earth is doomed.

DVD upgrade: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Two-Disc Widescreen Theatrical Edition)