The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 25th Anniversary Edition on VHS. Movie starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Richard O’Brien, Meat Loaf, Patricia Quinn, Nell Campbell, Jonathan Adams, Hilary Labow, Peter Hinwood, Charles Gray, Jeremy Newson. Directed by Jim Sharman. 1975.

25 Years of Absolute Pleasure!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show 25th Anniversary Edition VHS front cover scan

From the VHS box cover:

“It was great when it all began…”

Celebrate 25 years of midnight movie madness!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is an “erotic nightmare beyond any measure.” Relive Richard O’Brien’s sinfully twisted salute to horror, sci-fi, B-movies and rock music — a “sensual daydream to treasure forever” — starring Tim Curry (in his classic gender-bending performance), Barry Bostwick, and Oscar winner Susan Sarandon.

Do the “Time Warp” and sing “Hot Patootie” with Meatloaf again… and again… and again… at home or in a movie theater, where it will probably be playing for another 25 years!

This VHS copy not for sale, but you can get the DVD at Amazon.

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Old School

Old School on VHS video. Movie starring Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Juliette Lewis, Leah Remini, Seann William Scott, Elisha Cuthbert, Ellen Pompeo, Craig Kilborn, Jeremy Piven, Perrey Reeves. Directed by Todd Phillips. 2003.

All the fun of college. None of the education.

Old School VHS cover scan

From the VHS box:

What’s a guy supposed to do when he catches the early flight home and finds his girlfriend in bed with a room full of naked strangers? Return to college and start a fraternity! Frank “The Tank”, Mitch and Beanie have their own frat raging with out-of-control antics. But when things get too wild, the dean sets out to shut them down. The laughs are top of the class (even if the guys aren’t!) in the hit comedy from director Todd Phillips.

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Blame it on Rio

VHS movie starring Michael Caine, Joseph Bologna, Valerie Harper, Michelle Johnson, Demi Moore. Directed by Stanley Donen. 1984.

Blame it on Rio VHS cover

From the VHS box:

Michael Caine, Joseph Bologna and sultry newcomer Michelle Johnson star in Academy Award-winning director Stanley Donen’s rollicking romantic comedy about a middle-aged executive who can’t resist the overtures of his best friend’s teen-age daughter… and finally decides to Blame it on Rio.

Matthew Hollis wants to add some Brazilian spice to his floundering marriage, so he plans a summer of sun and fun for family and friends in sizzling Rio de Janeiro. Unfortunately, his wife has other plans. That leaves Matthew, his best friend and their two daughters alone to explore the exotic excitement of this tropical paradise. Only Matthew is unprepared for the rousing romp that awaits him.

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Gallagher Melon Crazy

Gallagher Melon Crazy on VHS video. TV short starring Gallagher, Bill Kirchenbauer. Directed by Joe Hostettler. 1984.

Gallagher Melon Crazy on VHS video. TV short starring Gallagher, Bill Kirchenbauer. Directed by Joe Hostettler. 1984.

From the VHS box cover:

It’s official. Gallagher, America’s most outrageous comic has gone Melon Crazy!

The first warning sign of Melon Craziness is a tendency to collect strange “melonabilia” like huge thirty foot watermelons, watermelon blimps, or three-piece watermelon suits. (And other very strange piece of melon matter.)

The second warning sign is a tendency to hang around with other crazy people like special guest comic Bill Kirchenbauer (Tony Roletti of Fernwood Tonight) who does impressions of xerox machines. And the third sign of melon craziness is the messiest Sledge-O-Matic demonstration of all time. Take home your copy today… and stand back! SPLAT!

Check out the Gallagher – The Smashing Watermelon Collection on DVD.

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BattleBots 1999 World Championship Las Vegas

BattleBots 1999 World Championship Las Vegas on VHS. Starring Unknown. Directed by Unknown. 1999.

BattleBots 1999 World Championship Las Vegas on VHS. Starring Unknown. Directed by Unknown. 1999.

From the VHS box cover:

The Ultimate Battle in Combat Robotics

Enter a new arena where radio controlled robots battle to the death in this contest of skill, strategy and survival…

Welcome to BattleBots.

Found on DVD at Amazon (which may or not be legit…)

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The President’s Analyst

The President's Analyst on VHS video. Starring James Coburn, Godfrey Cambridge, Severn Darden. Directed by Theodore J. Flicker. 1967.

The President’s Analyst on VHS video. Starring James Coburn, Godfrey Cambridge, Severn Darden. Directed by Theodore J. Flicker. 1967.

From the VHS box cover:

Special Home Video Version

With responsibility for world peace, national debt and dessert choices at state dinners, the President of the United States carries a heavy burden. With all that pressure, it seems like a good idea to find him an analyst. Someone to talk to. And Dr. Schaefer (James Coburn) gets the job. Unfortunately for the shrink, the more the President gets off his chest, the bigger the price on the good doctor’s head. Hostile governments want Coburn captured so they can learn what secrets are confessed in the Oval Office. Friendly governments was him killed. What follows is a succession of comic near-misses.

Some music has been changed for the home video version of this title.

You can watch on Prime Video or pick up the Blu-Ray.

True Lies

True Lies on VHS video. Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov, Charlton Heston. Directed by James Cameron. 1994.

True Lies on VHS video. Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov, Charlton Heston. Directed by James Cameron. 1994.

From the VHS box cover:

Be prepared to be blown out of your set as the action-adventure team of Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Cameron join forces once again!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is special agent Harry Tasker, a top spy in the ultra-secret Omega Sector — although to his wife Helen, he’s just a boring computer salesman. When Harry’s two live unexpectedly collide, both he and Helen find themselves in the clutches of international terrorists, fighting to save not only their marriage, but their lives.


Available on DVD: True Lies


Police Academy: Mission To Moscow

Police Academy: Mission To Moscow on VHS. Movie starring George Gaynes, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Leslie Easterbrook, Claire Forlani, Ron Perlman, Christopher Lee, Charlie Schlatter, G.W. Bailey. Directed by Alan Metter. 1994.

Police Academy: Mission To Moscow on VHS. Movie starring George Gaynes, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Leslie Easterbrook, Claire Forlani, Ron Perlman, Christopher Lee, Charlie Schlatter, G.W. Bailey. Directed by Alan Metter. 1994.

From the VHS box cover:

Just when we thought the Cold War was over, leave it to these guys to heat it up again.

Alan Metter directs and a welcome ensemble again puts on departmental blues for all-new comedy antics. This time, addle-brained Cmdt. Lassard, motor-mouthed Jones, gun-fanatic Tackleberry, curvaceous Callahan and human steam vent Capt. Harris are called into action against the Godfather of the Russian Mafia. The imperious Don aims to tap into worldwide databases with a secret computer program he’s developed. But leave it to the Academyites to turn it into a case of arrested development!

Kicking buttski!
Making you laughski!
The Academy is backski!


Available on DVD:

Police Academy 7


Freaky Friday

Freaky Friday on VHS. Movie starring Barbara Harris, Jodie Foster, John Astin, Dick Van Patten, Kaye Ballard, Ruth Buzzi. Directed by Gary Nelson. 1976.

Freaky Friday on VHS. Movie starring Barbara Harris, Jodie Foster, John Astin, Dick Van Patten, Kaye Ballard, Ruth Buzzi. Directed by Gary Nelson. 1976.

From the VHS box cover:

It could only happen on Friday the 13th! That’s when the tomboyish Annabel (award winning actress Jodie Foster) switches bodies with her mother, Ellen — and suddenly finds herself responsible for running the household! And Ellen, now in her daughter’s body, faces the challenges of school, including a typing test, field-hockey practice and more!



Dumb And Dumber

Dumb And Dumber on VHS. Starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Teri Garr. Directed by Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly. 1994.

Dumb And Dumber on VHS. Starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Teri Garr. Directed by Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly. 1994.

From the VHS box:

For Harry And Lloyd Every Day Is A No-Brainer

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are too lame to live — and too dense to die — as a pair of deliriously dimwitted pals on a cross-country road-trip to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner. Along the way they’ll confound cops, kidnappers and anyone and everyone who has the misfortune of crossing paths in this comic caper for every idiot in the family!